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Sometimes I shouldn't say words. -- Xander, BtVS

*sound of cell phone taking a picture while inside bio lab dude's pocket* My pocket must be doing somethin' bad ass.

I'm a lesbian selling vibrators in North Idaho; I am not the man! --Kathy In response to telling a woman to stop smoking in front of Eclectica, who said the man was keeping her down.

Unknown: Yeah, I made out with my ex-student last night.

Leslie: The hotel guy just asked my mom if she wanted the nightly rate. As compared to the hourly one. We vetoed that place.

"[I]t is better to be wrong than to be vague." -- Freeman Dyson

"A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend." -- Willow, BtVS

"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." -- Carl Sagan

"I wouldn't say carbon is promiscuous, I would just say it's very open minded. -- Some guy on Nova ScienceNOW

"He’s got a mean way of being happy." -- Swearengen, Deadwood

"I didn't like the guy who fisted me." -- Cori

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Never Leave Me

Journal Entry: Mon Oct 5, 2009, 7:13 AM



Well, there was this one guy--there was this one guy, he, uh, he hurt her real bad, so she paid him back. She killed him, but she did it real slow. See first she stopped his heart, then she replaced it with... darkness, then she made him live his life like that. But he still had to go do his job and see his friends and wake up in the morning and go to bed at night, but he had to do it all empty. Without anything to look forward to. Ever. --Xander








Things to be sent out to publishers:
Casimir
Artificial Vanilla Flavoring
The Parable Of The Horny Chimp
The Boy's Heart
She's Got The Whole World manuscript
Bikini Lawyer Firm
First Fall
Good Bye Idaho










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  • Interests: Mario; space; Buffy; cruel girls; brooding.
  • Favourite movie: Lonesome Dove; Scream.
  • Favourite band or musician: Nine Inch Nails; Garbage.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Heather Pilson; Chuck Palahniuk; Larry Niven.
  • Operating System: Vista.
  • MP3 player of choice: winamp 5.
  • Wallpaper of choice: it's random-ized-ish.
  • Favourite game: Anything Mario or Zelda; DOOM 3; Half-Life 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: Computer and nintendo systems; but since E3 I think I want a PS3 and an Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie; Fry; Zoidberg; Bender; Homer; The Comic Book Guy.
  • MSN: toreadmakesourspeakingenglishgood@hotmail.com

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i'm ok. Spotty internet!

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Bob Carlos Clarke said of his wife Lindsey once "It takes a strong woman to be with a man that is obsessed with photographing the woman at the next table...."

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Whoa, has it really been nearly a year since I've visited here? Damn.
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hi :)

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